What I Can't Figure Out Is...

GARRISON · Post by **GARRISON** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:31 am

I figured I would try to start a thread about the more or less signifcant instance in our lives.

I'm thinking more along the lines of (things that make you go hmmmmm).

So for me... What I Can't Figure Out Is....

...why does Ambesol (for numbing cold sores) for adults NOT come in fruity bubble gum flavor like the kids version? It has a nasty paste feeling/taste to it.

...why does/did Coke and Pepsi even have that one calorie drink? Couldn't they take that one out? I could never see the benefit of leaving ONE in there.

...how some heteresexual men, can easily point out a butt-ugly guy, but when asked by their girlfriends/wives if Keanu Reeves (or whomever) is good looking, they shrug and don't know?

browndog · Post by **browndog** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:46 am

why we swear at rubberneckers driving slowly by an accident on the freeway, but yet when we get close we do the same thing. . .

why they cannot make saran wrap that no stick to itself. . .

why we cannot NOT look at roadkill. . .

why herman frazier screwed us all with a lame schedule. . . oops.

GARRISON · Post by **GARRISON** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:48 am

why when we drive, and look for an address or location, we feel compelled to turn the radio down as it somehow helps us to "see" better.

BigWave96744 · Post by **BigWave96744** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:53 am

Why some people's arms are flying around or doing hand motions when talking on the phone?

Grinch · Post by **Grinch** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:55 am

LOL (this is some funny shizzle)

Why some people keep wearing the same black, rubber slippers (from Longs) even after the thing breaks, over and over and over?

fyi: Das me.

H20 · Post by **H20** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:57 am

Why they close escalators when they brake. Escalators can't brake, they can only become stairs. There should never be an "escalator out of order" sign, just an "escalator temporarily stairs" sign.

I stole that one from Mitch Hedberg.

BigWave96744 · Post by **BigWave96744** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:05 pm

Why people grumble about the cost of food at Sports Venues, but then only eat half and throw the rest away?

Why the same people say June Jones passes too much and Dick Tomey ran the ball too much?

Why strangers talk to each other while pissing in those long urinals?

Why people spend more money on food and medical on their pets than their own kids?

Irse · Post by **Irse** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:12 pm

GARRISON32 wrote:why when we drive, and look for an address or location, we feel compelled to turn the radio down as it somehow helps us to "see" better.

It does. Prevents sensory overload.

GARRISON · Post by **GARRISON** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:22 pm

When we smell something foul, we absolutely must share it. "This smells awful, smell it..."

BigWave96744 wrote:Why strangers talk to each other while pissing in those long urinals?

Or when in a long line of (like 10) individual urinals (empty ones), one other guy uses the one RIGHT NEXT to you.

The Urinal Game

Post by **ubercow** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:43 pm

browndog wrote:why they cannot make saran wrap that no stick to itself. . .

saran wrap that doesn't stick to itself would suck when you try to put it on a container, would just fly right off.

GARRISON32 wrote:Or when in a long line of (like 10) individual urinals (empty ones), one other guy uses the one RIGHT NEXT to you.

This isn't a normal occurance, I think it means that the other guy 'likes' you.

GARRISON · Post by **GARRISON** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:46 pm

ubercow wrote:
GARRISON32 wrote:Or when in a long line of (like 10) individual urinals (empty ones), one other guy uses the one RIGHT NEXT to you.
This isn't a normal occurance, I think it means that the other guy 'likes' you.

I know, but WHY would you risk getting punched in the face?

Post by **Scott** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:42 pm

GARRISON32 wrote:
ubercow wrote:
GARRISON32 wrote:Or when in a long line of (like 10) individual urinals (empty ones), one other guy uses the one RIGHT NEXT to you.
This isn't a normal occurance, I think it means that the other guy 'likes' you.
I know, but WHY would you risk getting punched in the face?

Risk/Reward, you must be one handsome buggah!

Just playing.

Post by **Scott** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:43 pm

BigWave96744 wrote:Why some people's arms are flying around or doing hand motions when talking on the phone?

I'd bet my life savings that TW does that!

BTW GREAT THREAD!!!

Paul B · Post by **Paul B** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:48 pm

I wonder if the people who protest against the death penalty have had a family member or friend brutally murdered?

Okay, if we going stop global warming, how can we maintain the temperature and have other countries participate in this thing?

when are scientists going to have the computer chip inserted in our bodies so that they can obtain info from where we live, our credit cards numbers, proof of our citizenship in the US,. . . . etc., ? Maybe sooner than we think?

GARRISON · Post by **GARRISON** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:08 pm

Scott wrote:
GARRISON32 wrote:
ubercow wrote: This isn't a normal occurance, I think it means that the other guy 'likes' you.
I know, but WHY would you risk getting punched in the face?
Risk/Reward, you must be one handsome buggah! Just playing.

Oy!!
*Garrison slaps forehead*

What I Can't Figure Out Is...

What I Can't Figure Out Is...

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